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• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• I hope she'll make you happy someday, said Martin, but I strongly doubt it.
  You're a bitter man, said Candide. That's because I've lived, said Martin....
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• Well, my daddy left home when I was three, And he didn't leave much for Ma and me, Just and old guitar an'a empty bottle of booze.
  Now I don't blame him 'cause he ran and hid, But the meanest thing that he ever did, Was before he left he went and named me Sue....
• I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life.
  -- James Barrie...
• Picard: "Do you know what business they might have together?
  Sarek: "No! No, I never knew what Spock was doing....
• Let's go. I wouldn't want to join any club that would have _this_ me as a member.
  -- Marge waxes philosophical, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Chester: He didn't create Itchy: I did. Bart: Huh?
  Chester: He stole the character from me in 1928. When I complained, his thugs kicked me out of his office, and dropped an anvil on me....
• I am not concerned with pleasure, Commander, I am a warrior.
  "Even Klingons need love now and then." For what we would consider love, sir, I would need a Klingon woman....