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• History books which contain no lies are extremely dull.
• For at the end of history lies the undiscovered country.
• History is a collection of agreed upon lies. -- Voltaire
• The message of history is clear: the past lies before us.
• Kent: But there's already one big winner: Our state school system, which gets fully half the profits from the library.
  Skinner: [talking with his teachers] Just think what we can buy with that money....
• Some books are lies frae end to end. -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Death and Dr. Hornbook
• Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development.