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• QUEEN Not much of a career to get into if you can help it.
  Tends to involve flying all over the place being famous....
• FUCK You've just been waiting for this definition, haven't you.
  Here is how to use the word 'fuck' in almost any conversation....
• How 'bout a clothes shop for Swinging Blue Jeans?
• VARNISH What you promise yourself you'll do to that unfinished furniture you have bought.
  And still haven't done twenty years later when it begins to fall apart....
• BED A horizontally positioned, generally soft, piece of furniture where people go to sleep.
  Apart from this, a bed can be used for... reading in....
• DEATH Death is the ending of life. But do we really know what death involves?
  No, of course not, that's a stupid question. Only a completely brainless nerk with an intellect the size of an atom would ask a question like that....
• WASH An activity that, if men had their way, would only be done once or twice a month.
  Down beneath it all, most men would much rather cover themselves in mud and walk around in skins....
• TELEVISION Just a small box that sits in the corner of the room, but still manages to dominate your life.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• REPRODUCE The sort of thing that Jeremy Beadle should be banned from.
  The Beadles actually have a history of practical jokes, right back to the days of Christ, when Jeremiah Beadle convinced Joseph that the only accomodation left in town was a stable....