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• Would you like fries with that, Mr. President?
• Wiggum: Now, what I am about to show you next may shock and educate you.
  Hold onto your values as we step through the looking glass into a hippie pot party....
• Woman: I've been waiting for you, Lisa. Lisa: [gasps] How did you know my name?
  Woman: Your nametag. ["Hi, I'm Lady Lisa"] Would you like to know your future?...
• What's a Miami grad's most used line? "You want fries with that?
• Homer: [directly towards mirror] Aw that's it, you just can't insult this guy.
  You call him a moron and he just sits there, grinning moronly....
• Bart: All right! Snow day. No school tomorrow! [throws his schoolbook on the fire] Lisa
  That doesn't mean you don't have to do your book report....
• I remember going into McDonald's when they had some promotional giveaway, and their sign read
  Offer available to McDonald's customers only." Now there's an exclusive group!...
• If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking "Do you want fries with that?
  John Cleese...
• If you would want to know what you would be like if you lost your mind, put a tape recorder nearby and have it running when you take your second or third drink.