Wiggum: Now, What I Am About To Show You Next May Shock And Educate You.

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Wiggum: Now, what I am about to show you next may shock and educate
you. Hold onto your values as we step through the looking
glass into a hippie pot party.
[flicks a switch, lighting a mannequin with a joint crudely
stuck to his mouth]
While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his
old lady has a better idea.
[lights up another mannequin, of a woman opening wide to eat
a baby sandwich. (That's a sandwich with a baby in it, not a
really tiny sandwich.) The crowd gasps]
That's right, she's got the munchies for a California
Cheeseburger.
-- Would you like fries with that? "TSW"

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