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Honey, I'm Single Because I Was Born That Way. I Never Married, Because I Would Have Had To Give Up My Favourite Hobby - Men.
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Honey, I'm single because I was born that way. I never married, because I
would have had to give up my favourite hobby - men.
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I walk this way because I have to.
In matters of religion and matrimony I never give advice
because I will have no man's torments in this world or the next laid to my charge....
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.
-- Robert Benchley...
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give up because by that time I was too famous.
-- Robert Benchly...
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. -- Bertrand Russell
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
I am against all hobbies. I have been against ever since I figured out that nothing I ever do is considered a hobby.
All my life I have had to fill out forms that ask about hobbies....