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• Frood: really amazingly together guy
• Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.
  -- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Phoebe: Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them.
  Let them see what a great guy you still are. Chandle...
• If you're a cowboy, and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I don't wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy.
  Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know 'You're the reason, you are the reason why their not together....
• The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.
  -- Dave Barry, The Taming of the Screw...
• The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.
  -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw...
• Marge: I must admit, you really do make a gal feel needed.
  Homer: Wait till my class hears about this! [quickly] Kidding....