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• See if you can shout at just the right frequency.
• Laugh, about it, shout about it when you've got to choose--whichever way you look at it you lose.
  -- Paul Simo...
• gun vt. [ITS, now rare: from the :GUN command] To forcibly terminate a program or job (computer, not career).
  "Some idiot left a background process running soaking up half the cycles, so I gunned it....
• gun: [ITS: from the `:GUN' command] vt. To forcibly terminate a program or job (computer, not career).
  Some idiot left a background process running soaking up half the cycles, so I gunned it....
• How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
• Thats why I was running the debugger, I didn't want it to crash. -- Aaron Wohl
• The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
  -- Aaron Machado...
• A file is the response of a computer when it is asked how you can lose just about everything, systematically.
• Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
  Look at the way they admire and adore him....