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How Come There's Only One Monopolies Commission? -- Nigel Ree
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How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
-- Nigel Rees
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The thick plottens. -- Nigel Rees, A year of Boobs and Blunde
But this one goes to eleven. -- Nigel Tufnel
Skinner: Only one question remains, gentlemen...what do we call ourselves?
Nigel: How about, "Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three?...
One crime is concealed by the commission of another. -- Seneca
Not only are you anal, but you are anal about things most people have never even heard of.
-- Nigel...
How come only your friends step on your new white sneakers?
In many if not most elections, the consequences come to about the same result as two bald men fighting over a comb.
Whichever one gets elected is going to commission the design of a new comb, and it is going to be expensive....