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How Does One Distinguish These Two Statements From Each Other?
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How does one distinguish these two statements from each other?
'I don't make the laws, I just enforce them.'
'I vus only followink orders.'
Related:
I take orders from one person! Me!
K'Vada: "Just so we understand each other...my orders don't include rescue missions!
-- "Unification I", Stardate 45240.6...
If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher.
I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself....
How many anarchists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
All of them. Note: An anarchic society has no one in charge...
HELP!!!! > >Does anybody know how to do the damnable 4x4x4 Rubik's Cube?
can you give me >some hints? I can get two sides opposite to each other completed, but that's >it....
It's men who make laws, and enforce them, and break them, and think the whole performance is wonderful.
Most women would rather just ignore them. -- Ursula K. Le Gui...
The other day I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter.
One of them says to the other, "How do you like that. Pay toilets!" -- Dave Sta...
HELP!!!! >} >}Does anybody know how to do the damnable 4x4x4 Rubik's Cube?
can you give me >}some hints? I can get two sides opposite to each other completed, but that's >}it....
Does anybody know how to do the damnable 4x4x4 Rubik's Cube?
can you - give me some hints? I can get two sides opposite to each other - completed, but that's it....