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I take orders from one person! Me!
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I imagine you have orders to destroy me. Doctor, Wheel in Space
How does one distinguish these two statements from each other?
'I don't make the laws, I just enforce them.' 'I vus only followink orders.'...
To steal from one person is theft. To steal from many is taxation.
-- Daiell's Law (a take-off on Felson's Law)...
And how should I know your true love From many another one?
Oh, by his cockle hat and staff, And by his sandal shoone....
Myers: Take a letter, Miss White. Dear valued viewer, thank you for taking an interest in the Itchy and Scratchy program.
Enclosed is a personally autographed photo of America's favorite cat and mouse team to add to your collection....
Take me as I am.
A New Employee: The boss came in and said "I think you are the laziest person I have ever encountered.
You are absolutely worthless. All you do is take up space....
Why shouldn't the American people take half my money from me? I took all of it from them.
I'm not at home today, and I might not be home tomorrow.
So please leave a message after the tone. I didn't take a shower today, and I might not take one tomorrow....