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• How many African Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drive the pink Cadillac in tight circles....
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement....
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  250,000,000, one to change it and 249,999,999 to debate whether it it was politically correct....
• How many Native Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have council fires instead....
• How many Ku Klux Klansmen -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One hundred-one to do it and the others to stand around solemnly and watch the old bulb burn....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isn't defective....
• How many guitarists/actors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One hundred. One to screw it in and 99 to say, "Oh, I can do that....
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws....