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  Two. One to screw it in and one to check the astrology....
• How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to work out whether it'll work in the future....
• How many new men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to hold the baby....
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
• How many health food freaks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to remove the old one, and one to check the ingredients on the new one....
• How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again....
• How many new romantics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to say "Wow, what an amazing concept, man !...
• How many Greenpeace researchers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to put in the new one and one to recycle the old one....
• How many KGB agents -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw it in and the other to check it for microphones....