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• How many AOL users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Eight. One screws in the light bulb, but seven more do too, due to a software bug....
• How many AOL users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to watch him to make sure he doesn't say 'nipple'....
• How many tight gits -- does it take to change a light bulb ?
  Two. One to change it, and one to complain that even after all these technical advances, a light bulb still only lasts 1000 hours....
• How many smokers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  At least five. If they all light up together the light bulb will do so too....
• How many rec.humor readers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  100-one to announce that it burned out, 10 to agree, 20 to come running in with new light bulbs and screw them in, 9 to screw them in and leave the old bulb in, 10 to ask for a videotape of the screwing, another one to come in a few minutes later and notice the bulb went out again and start the whole process all over again....
• How many MS tech supports -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  "The light bulb doesn't work? You must be using a non-standard socket....
• How many Cancerians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!...
• How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel....
• How many actors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Nine. One to climb the ladder and replace the bulb, eight to stand around grumbling "That should be ME up there....