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  Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process....
• How many Cancerians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Cancerians would worry themselves to death with the problem....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many missionaries -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too....
• How many dull people -- does it take to change a light bulb? One.
• How many gardeners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one. The new light bulbs are just as easy to change as the older, heavier ones....
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?...
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to change the bulb and one to say "Yeah, that sounds just like it....