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  One, it only takes one person to use a hammer....
• How many gorillas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...
• How many Spinks handlers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. 1 to actually screw in the light bulb, 1 to carry him out of the ring, 1 to tell him who put the lights out, 2 to count the money, and it all only takes 91 seconds!...
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...
• How many Christian Scientists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on....
• How many recovering addicts -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but it takes twelve steps....
• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes the entire emergency room staff to remove it!...
• How many psychiatrists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change....