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• I am tired of your idiocy. Why the bleeding fuck don't you sodding READ for bloody once?
  I understand that such activity will strain the single brain cell you _DO_ have, but on the other hand hand, you spewing claptrap strains the few brain cells _WE_ have....
• Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
  Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother....
• Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.
  ' `Beer kills brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ....
• Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
  Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?...
• Hermes: "I miss my wife and my oxygen." Professor Farnsworth
  Yes, we all miss our loved ones and gases....
• I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body.
  Then I realized who was telling me this. -- Emo Phillip...
• I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body.
  Then I realized who was telling me this." -- Emo Phillip...
• I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting.
  That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick....