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  None, they forgot to declare it fi...
• How many maintenance programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They try to fix the old one....
• How many Object Oriented programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they send it a message, and it changes itself....
• How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem.
• How many Prolog programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb? False.
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Actually none, if you are willing to close your eyes to the (validity of the) output....
• How many real women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: A real woman would have plenty of real men around to do it, and one of them can change the bulb while he's at it....
• How many astronomers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, astronomers prefer the dark....
• How many Goths -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They prefer everything all black anyway....