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• How many Oregonians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Nine. One to change the bulb, and eight to protest the nuclear power plant that generates the electricity that powers it....
• How many elephants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it has to stand on a trunk to do it....
• How many Torontonians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Fifty-one to do it and the other forty-nine to proclaim it's the greatest event in the history of creation, a truly world-class bulb screwing....
• How many soccer players -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  15 - One to put the bulb in, 10 to kiss him afterwards, and the other side's back four to all stand around and put their hands up....
• How many sopranos -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One hundred. One to do it, and ninety-nine to discuss how it was really too high for her....
• How many actors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Nine. One to climb the ladder and replace the bulb, eight to stand around grumbling "That should be ME up there....
• How many Sun readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder....
• How many <ethnics> -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Zen masters carry their own light....