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  Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out)....
• How many Belgians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it....
• How many Asians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to go to the cash & carry....
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  None. "Well, I'm going to go out on a beam on this one, but I liked it better without the light bulb....
• How many body builders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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• How many Libras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out....
• How many SAS men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to shout GO! GO! GO!...
• How many blues musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to go to Chicago because there might be a light bulb there and the other to play harp....