How Many Bureaucrats -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up....
How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to do the job and three to listen to him brag about the screwing part....
How many chickens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, and she'll screw it in as soon as she decides it isn't going to hatch....
How many senior citizens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb....
How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the light bulb and the other four to fill out the Environmental Impact Statement....
Q: How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and one to say that light started when the screwing began....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seven. One to change the light bulb, three to protest the offense committed by the light bulb in regards to the socket, two to secretly wish they were the socket, and one to secretly wish she was the light bulb....
How many utilitarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as are happy screwing in light bulbs....
How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the ladder.......