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How Many Capricorns -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
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-- How many
Capricorns
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to
burn out again tomorrow anyway.
Related:
How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Why bother? It's just going to burn out anyway....
How many Capricorns -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Capricorns can't afford new light bulbs - unless they're a legitimate business expense....
How many spies -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Why bother? (I guess the point is that spies like to do everything in the dark anyway?)...
How many Apple programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but why bother? Your light socket will just be obsolete in six months anyway....
How many Capricorns -- does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes....
How many assholes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, assholes never see the light anyway....
How many off-campus landlords -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. The students will just wreck it anyhow, so why bother?...
How many orthopedic surgeons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Why don't you just let us take out the socket? You aren't using it anyway, and it will only cause you trouble later....
How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "Well, I'm going to go out on a beam on this one, but I liked it better without the light bulb....