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  Two-one to get the new bulb out of the snowbank, and one to screw it in....
• How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to ask the socket to eject the old bulb, and one to insert the new one....
• How many Honor Guards -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb....
• How many Communists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets....
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it into the Korg....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up....
• How many Klingons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit....
• How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to check the astrology....