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  None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
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  None, if you beat them down, douse them with lighter fluid, and throw them in a fire....
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  None, they only screw the poo...
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  None, but one is enough to screw up the joke....
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  None. They screw in hotel rooms....
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• How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Frat boys screw in puddles of vomit....