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• How many deconstructionists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  You have to examine the nature of the question....
• How many hookers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - they get screwed - they don't usually do the screwing....
• How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight....
• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they get screwed in the ass instead....
• How many of Jed's followers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  FORNICATION! It's a sin to screw anywhere, even in light bulbs....
• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway....
• How many bassists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  It doesn't matter. Nobody will notice anyway....
• How many Iraqis -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity anymore....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....