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  None. They would diagnose depression and prescribe benzo diazapines....
• How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They just tell it to take two asprin and come round to the surgery later....
• How many Republicans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they only screw the poo...
• How many Essex Girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they only screw in Cortina...
• How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, lawyers only screw us.
• How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  That depends on whether it has health insurance....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
• How many thought police -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There never was any light bulb....