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• How many rocket scientist -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None they just tell Marcus to do it....
• How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They would diagnose depression and prescribe benzo diazapines....
• How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They only sign the death certificate and phone the mortuary....
• How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in....
• How many Beverly Hills residents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have a service come in and do that....
• How many optimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they're convinced that the power will come back on soon....
• How many election canvassers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They'd just go round telling everyone that it's time for a change but the only way this can come about is if everyone votes for "New light bulb....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None: "I've got a candle that looks just like it....
• How many Microsoft engineers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They just define darkness as an industry standard....