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• How many gardeners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one. The new light bulbs are just as easy to change as the older, heavier ones....
• How many Daleks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Daleks don't change light bulbs, they level the building....
• How many Tauruses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away....
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...
• How many big black monoliths -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end....
• How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  They don't. They only use acoustic light bulbs....
• How many Christian fundamentalists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs....
• How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We're not changing any light bulbs at the moment....
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Blondes screw in back seats, not in light bulbs, silly....