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  One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage....
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  Five: One to hold the bulb, and four to guzzle beer until the room spins....
• How many tourists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions....
• How many new men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to hold the baby....
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  101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too....
• How many Yorkshiremen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to change it, one to hold his racing pigeon, one to hold his greyhound, and one to drink his pint of bitter....