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• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws....
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to hold the light bulb, two to spin the ladder....
• How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb)....
• How many field service engineers -- does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the bulb and one to pound it in (etc)...
• How many university students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold it and one to turn him around....
• How many Stanford researchers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to hold the ladder, one to turn the bulb, and one to bill the government for the house....
• How many publishers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the author....
• How many Arabs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it took three U.S. advisors to tell them that it was burnt out in the first place....
• How many Libras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out....