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Human female: "Next, New New York in crisis. Morbo?
Morbo: "Thanks, human female....
Human female: "All in all. This is one day that mitten the kitten will not soon forget.
Morbo: "Kittens give Morbo gas. In later news the city of New New York is doomed....
Human female: "And so with two weeks left in the campaign, the question on everyone's mind is, who will be the president of Earth?
Jack Johnson or bitter rival John Jackson. Two terrific cand...
Morbo: "Morbo will now introduce tonights candidates.
Puny human number one, puny human number two and Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon....
Morbo: "Morbo demands an answer to the following question.
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child....
Human female: "The sheer drama of this election has driven voter turnout to it's highest level in centuries, six percent.
Morbo: "Exit poll show evil underdog Richard Nixon trailing with esti...
Human female: "The holiday season is time of celebration for most but it is also the time to remember the tragic suffering of the less fortunate.
Morbo: "Earthlings do not yet know the meani...
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