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A couple of homeboys.
A couple of lightyears can't part good friends. -- Robin's Law #103
A couple of men go to rob a bank. They back their car up to the doors of the bank, tie a chain around the door handles, then around their fender, then hit the gas.
The fender rips off the car and th...
A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library.
-- Westheimer's Discovery...
A couplet short of a sonnet.
A coup that is known in advance is a coup that does not take place.
A court is a place where what was confused before becomes more unsettled than ever.
-- Henry Waldorf Franci...
A cousin of mine once said about money, money is always there but the pockets change
it is not in the same pockets after a change, and that is all there is to say about money....
Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards...
Acoustic - Some sort of instrument used in the playing of a game called pool.

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