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ACOUSTIC: What you play pool with.
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. -- Marvin Kitma
A coward is much more exposed to quarrels than a man of spirit. -- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
A cowardly cur barks more fiercely than it bites. -- Quintus Curtius Rufu
A cowboy is a farm boy in leather britches and a comical hat. -- Edward Abbey
A cowboy is a hired hand on the middle of a horse contemplating the hind end of a cow.
-- Edward Abbey...
A cow comes flying over the battlements, lowing aggressively.
The cow lands on GALAHAD'S PAGE, squashing him completely. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
A cow eats without a knife.
ACQT: Advance Clock to Quitting Time
ACQUAINTANCE, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
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