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Advertising copy. Where sentences are replaced by participle phrases.
Noun phrases. And dangling conjunctions. Bleah. -- K...
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission. -- Fred Alle
Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.
-- Sinclair Lewi...
Advertising is legalized lying. -- H. G. Well
Advertising is selling by telling. -- Gary B. Wrigh
Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.
Advertising is the art which promotes the idea within your head that you have wanted all your life something you have never even heard of before this time.
Advertising is the foot on the accelerator, the hand on the throttle, the spur on the flank that keeps our economy surging forward.
-- Robert W. Sarnoff...
Advertising is the life of trade. -- Calvin Coolidge (1872-1933)
Advertising is the most fun of anything you can do with your clothes on.
-- Mary Wells [advertising executive]...

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