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A Farewell to Arms. -- Jeffrey Dahmers Cookbook
A farmer had a son who went to New York and became a bootblack.
Now the farmer makes hay while the son shines....
A farmer is always going to be rich next year.
A fast and efficient time-sharing system isn't. -- Murphy's Ninth Law of Programming
A fate worse than death: to be married alive.
A father doesn't destroy his children. -- Lt. Carolyn Palamas, "Who Mourns for Adonais?
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A father in Georgia called his local IRS office to ask if he could deduct the cost of his daughter's wedding as "a total loss".
A father is usually a banker provided by nature.
A father, Princeton alumnus, was quite a grouch. His son had finished his first term and said that his grades were next to the top of his class.
"Next to the top?" the father exclaimed. "What do you...
A father's first right--fathering

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