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All human history attests That happiness for man,--the hungry sinner!
Since Eve ate apples, much depends on dinner....
All human life ends when you take a "dirt nap.
All human race, from China to Peru, Pleasure, howe'er disguis'd by art, pursue.
-- Thomas Warton (1728-1790) -- Universal Love of Pleasure...
All humans are subject to decay.
All human wisdom is summed up in two words -- wait and hope. -- Alexandre Dumas the Elde
All humor is derrived from pain, ergo nothing in Heaven is funny. -- Mark Twai
ALLIANCE, n. In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The...
All I ask for is an opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happiness.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

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