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All I ask of my body is that it carry around my head. -- Thomas Alva Ediso
All I can say is that if, whenever you are asked where you live, you seize yourself by the throat and start choking, it is apt to cause comment" -- R.
Hull...
All I can think of is a platter of organic PRUNE CRISPS being trampled by an army of swarthy, Italian LOUNGE SINGERS.
.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
All ideas need to be heard, because each idea contains one aspect of the truth.
By examining that aspect, we add to our own idea of the truth....
All I ever think of is hex.
ALLIGATOR, n. The crocodile of America, superior in every detail to the crocodile of the effete monarchies of the Old World.
Herodotus says the Indus is, with one exception, the only river that prod...
Alligators have the right idea. They eat their young. -- Eve Arden (in Mildred Pierce)
All I have to do is imagine, and I am in dreamland.
All I hear is diet, diet and more diet. If I wanted to lose weight I'd go to a regular paint store, since most of these places sell thinner.
All I kin say is when you finds yo'self wanderin' in a peach orchard, ya don't go lookin' for rutabagas.
-- Kingfish...

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