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• God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. Jewish Proverb
• God invented mothers because he couldn't be every where at once, And God invented guilt because mothers could not be every where at once.
• He who puts up with insult invites injury. Jewish Proverb
• Having discovered the possibility that other creatures could be used for sexual intercourse, early man was likely to have made many such attempts .
  .. though it is doubtful that he was so sexually carnivorous as the Christian and Jewish Adam, who, rabbinical interpreters of the Old Testament tell us, had intercourse with every creature before God finally hit upon the idea of woman and created Eve....
• If the rich could hire someone else to die for them, the poor would make a wonderful living.
  Jewish Proverb...
• Men are what their mothers made them. -- Emerso
• Men are what their mothers made them. EMERSON