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• Get my swan costume ready." ~~ Anna Pavlova, ballerina, d. 1931
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  -- Alan Paton, "Cry, The Beloved Country", 1948...
• The man never drank a Duff in his life.
  -- Homer watches the Duff Beer commercial from 1960 featuring Nixon, "Duffle...
• Dark and lonely on a summer night Kill my landlord, Kill my landlord.
  The watchdog barkin' Do he bite? Kill my landlord, Kill my landlord....
• The ERA] encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
  -- Pat Robertson, Man of God and serious Republican presidential aspirant....
• As good almost kill a man as kill a good book: who kills a man kills a reasonable creature, God's image
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• Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
  The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
• Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide. -- Woodrow Wilso