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• Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it? -- James Thurbe
• Why are men like commercials? You can't believe a word they say.
• ZIP Object placed in clothing, designed to get stuck at the most inconvenient and/or embarrassing times.
  When placed in men's trousers, the humble zip can be lethal, or at least very painful....
• Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? -- James Thurbe
• The first and almost the only Book deserving of universal attention is the Bible.
  -- John Quincy Adams All the good from the Saviour of the world is communicated through this Book...
• HADES, n. The lower world; the residence of departed spiri
  he place where the dead live. Among the ancients the idea of Hades was not synonymous with our Hell, many of the most respectable men of antiquity residing there in a very comfortable kind of way....
• With a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle
  when the female hormone is at its lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that in those few days women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?...
• Who against hope believed in hope. -- New Testament -- Romans iv, 18