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Why Are Men Like Commercials? You Can't Believe A Word They Say.
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Why are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word they say.
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You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore them like wise men?
-- Natalie Clifford Barney...
Say the word I'm thinking of. Say the word. The word is Love.
Say the word, and you'll be free. Say the word and be like me....
Homer: Can you say Daddy? Lisa: Homer. Homer: No, sweetie.
Daddy. Lisa: [pause] Homer. Homer: D'oh! -- Like son, like daughter?, "Lisa's First Word...
Why are men like popcorn? They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
In what other country than America can a person like me say to a person like you, "Why don't you get out of America?
-- Stanley Myron Handelma...
Crowd: Two! Four! Six! Eight! Homer's crime was very great!
[pause] "Great" meaning "large" or "immense", We use it in the pejorative sense!...
ZIP Object placed in clothing, designed to get stuck at the most inconvenient and/or embarrassing times.
When placed in men's trousers, the humble zip can be lethal, or at least very painful....