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• It [the Bible] is full of interest. It has noble poetry in i
  and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history...
• It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Indecency, vulgarity, obscenity - these are strictly confined to ma
  he invented them. Among higher animals there is no trace of them....
• I can live for two months on a good compliment. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Honesty is the best policy--when there is money in it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• There is a great deal of human nature in people. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Golf is a good walk spoiled. (It's good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
  ) -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...