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• Are there any historical precedents for the Soviet system of elections?
  Yes, in the story of the creation. God made Eve, put her in the Garden of Eden, and said to Adam...
• Don't bother to brag about your ancestors, since the records fail to show that Adam and Eve were ever married!
• God created Adam & Eve not Adam & Steve.
• Adam to Eve: "Do you still love me?" Eve to Adam: "Who else?
  (Original Joke involves same folks as Original Sin!)...
• God must have used Adam's funny bone when he made Eve.
• None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors.
  The records do not show that Adam and Eve were married. -- Ed Howe...
• Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear all about the men she could've married, and she didn't have to hear all about the dishes his mother cooked.
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Wilde...
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...