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• I have ways of making money that you know nothing of. -- John D. Rockefelle
• The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money. -- Nick Riviera, "The Springfield File
• The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. -- John D. Rockefelle
• What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? -- J. D. Farley
• Abe: And to my son Homer -- Homer: Woo-hoo! Abe: -- and his entire family -- Home
  D'oh! Abe: -- I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars....
• My baby took the elevator and gave me the shaft!
• I shall be an autocrat: that's my trade. And the good Lord will forgive me
  hat's his. -- Empress Catherine the Grea...
• My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• We are gathered here to pay tribute to out lord and money unto me.