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Madness Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.
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Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Madness takes its toll.
You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
-- Answering machine madness - brevity...
Please change the channel...
How many Technical Support staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
"Well, we have an exact copy of your light bulb here and it seems to be working OK....
Look at all the buses now that want exact change, exact change.
I figure if I give them exact change, they should take me exactly where I want to go....
We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number.
Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again....
Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency.
We know how you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up....