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• In America today ... we have Woody Allen, whose humor has become so sophisticated that nobody gets it any more except Mia Farrow.
  All those who think Mia Farrow should go back to making movies where the devil gets her pregnant and Woody Allen should go back to dressing up as a human sperm, please raise your hands....
• In America today ... we have Woody Allen, whose humor has become so sophisticated that nobody gets it any more except Mia Farrow.
  All those who think Mia Farrow should go back to making movies where the devil gets her pregnant and Woody Allen should go back to dressing up as a human sperm, please raise your hands....
• BOY: You want to play Pearl Harbor? GIRL: OK. How do you play?
  BOY: I'll lie down and be Pearl Harbor, and you come along and blow the hell out of me....
• Give all orders verbally. Never write anything down that might go into a "Pearl Harbor File.
• President George Bush, fully aware of the fact that Pearl Harbor Day is September 7th, is hanging his sock on the mantle for the Easter Bunny!
• I always wanted to marry someone who was tall, handsome, and rich.
  Three out of three I gave up on." -- Woody Allen, "Radio Day...
• What? Over? Did you say 'over?' Nothing is over until we say it is!
  Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! -- John Belushi, from Animal House...