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Any Product Cut To Length Will Be Too Short. Klipstein's Observatio
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Any product cut to length will be too short.
Klipstein's Observation
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Any wire cut to length will be too short. -- Klipstein's Fourth Law of Applied Engineering
Anything cut to length will be too short.
Any pre-cut equipment is too short. This is specially true of optic fiber cables with expensive connectors at both ends.
-- Vuilleumier's First Law...
let length(Long_Walk) < length(Short_Pier)
Any line, however short, is still too long. -- Sam's Axiom (1)
If you cut one inch off a board that is one inch too long, it will be one inch too short.
-- Angel's Law Of Home Improveme...
Take the short-cut to Geodesic Park!
Life is too short for short people!
For a lumber company employing two men and a cut-off saw, the marginal product of labor for any number of additional workers equals zero until the acquisition of another cut-off saw.
Let's not even consider a chainsaw. -- Mike's Law [You could always schedule the saw, though - ed....