Bart: Aha!
Milhouse: Stay away from me, Bart. I mean it: I'm not going back. I'm
not cut out to be a star.
Bart: But Milhouse, being a star is every patriotic American's
dream.
Milhouse: Not mine. It's a sham, Bart! You get up on that movie screen
pretending to be a hero, but you're not. The real heroes are
out _there_, toiling day and night on more important things!
Bart: [dreamy] Television.
Milhouse: No! Curing heart disease and wiping out world hunger.
Bart: But Milhouse, they haven't cured anything! Heart disease and
world hunger are still rampant. Those do-gooders are all a
bunch a pitiful losers...every last one of them. Want
results? You have to go to the Schwarzeneggers, the
Stallones, and to a lesser extent, the Van Dammes.
-- Bart mounts the soapbox, "Radioactive Man"
