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• Most legislators are so dumb that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel.
• Most legislators are so dumb that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel.
• A child can go only so far in life without potty training.
  It is not mere coincidence that six of the last seven presidents were potty trained, not to mention nearly half of the nation's state legislators....
• Jackie: And here's a picture of me getting arrested for indecent exposure.
  It was the most embarrassing day of my life. Abe...
• I only have to open my mouth and jolly thoughts pour out.
• Homer: What kind of a sick country would kick someone with a giant boot?
  Conover: Mr. Simpson, shush! Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense....