Jackie: And here's a picture of me getting arrested for indecent
exposure. It was the most embarrassing day of my life.
Abe: [whistles] Lift those gams. You were one nifty number!
Jackie: Boys all paid attention to me and it drove my friends crazy.
Abe: Who were your friends?
Jackie: Oh, Zelda Fitzgerald, Frances Farmer, and little Sylvia Plath.
Abe: You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song
that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever
been to.
Jackie: You're so sweet...
Abe: [thinking] Ooh, I feel all funny. [gasp] I'm in love! No,
wait. It's a stroke.
[later, in the ambulance]
No, wait! It _is_ love!
[the ambulance halts and the attendants boot him out]
I'm in love! [rolls onto highway as cars honk]
-- "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
Related:
Monty: [dropping a ring into a champagne glass] Now my dear, if you
look in your champagne, I think you'll find a little surprise --
[Jackie drinks it, swallows the ring, and chokes a little]
Heh, uh, not to worry, I believe there's another one around here
somewhere -- [reaches into boiling fondue, burns himself]
[kneeling] My darling, since my kneecaps are filling with fluid
as we speak....
